1. Nice men are ugly.
2. Handsome men are not nice.
3. Handsome and nice men are gay.
4. Handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. Men who are not so handsome, but nice, have no money.
6. Men who are not so handsome, but nice n with money, think we are only after their money.
7. Handsome men without money are after our money.
8. Handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. Men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. Somewhat handsome man, kinda nice and have some money, and thank God heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. Men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark
until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

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